My embaressing moments

Okay so i thought i'd embaress myself a little bit here and tell you some of my many embaressing moments :) Before that, i'm gonna say that i didn't get through to the schooldance final :(

1) So i was sitting in my russian class and i was talking to my friends, the teacher was out of class at the moment and well i had my phone on the table, with its new case and my classmate (a boy) was looking at it and then he said that i've already got some scratches in it and i was like no i do not, but then i looked and saw that there really were some. Then i said that stupid me, shouldn't of put my phone in the same bag with my keys and then i said Fuck me! yes, i said it and i said it to a boy, i actually meant to say like fuck my thinking and something like that, but no...i said fuck me, to a freaking boy. and then we just laughed there for a while and more :D

2) It was lunch brake at school and we have to like get a tray and put the food on it, find a table etc. So i had just taken my food, there were a glass of juice, a bowl of soup and a dessert on my tray and i was heading towards a free table, when suddenly someone accidently bumped me and i ofcourse had to drop my tray with all the food on it, and it just fell down, there were pieces of galss everywhere and the floor was full of soup and juice and dessert and it was just awful!

3) I went to the store and it was a nice sunny weather, i was out about 30 minutes or so and when i got back home i saw myself from the mirror and there was mascara all over my face and there was little bit of chocolate on my lip...i honestly looked like a mess.

4) This is the one, my friends know nothing about, i was too embaressed to tell them and here it is :D I was at school again and well i had to go talk to a police officer, because i crossed the road in wrong place, so i was talking to him and well i was chewing a gum at the same time and then in the middle of our conversation i..umm the, the gum fell out of my mouth...on the table...in front of the officer..while i was talking to him... yeahh

5) This is one that i don't remember really doing, but my friends always bring it up and it's not nice. They claim that in 1st grade, i used to chase a boy around the school, it was a small school, there were only one more class besides ours and so as they say, i always chased him around the school, and the irony: it's the same boy, who i said fuck me once :D

I have many many MANY more but like always, when you need to write about something specific, you never remember the best ones...

I am also extremly clumsy, to be honest, i'm not sure, who is clumsier, me or Marcus Butler :D

I broke my lap top screen in the silliest way ever possible, i was about to close my lap top, i slammed it and i heard a loud crack, so i opened it again and i saw the screen was broken....i had left my phone between it, if this is not clumsy then i don't know, what is.

I always, and i mean like alwys trip behind all kinds of chargers and then either my phone falls or i fall, there's always some falling involved.

Once i walked in to a small shop with my friend and i was carrying my dungaree in my hand, because it was too hot outside to wear them, and then well it was a very small shop and dungaree is really really big and then i spilled over a huge vaze with them, yeah another example of my clumsyness :D

So this must be it, i can promise you, there have been many more of those moments but as i said, i never remember when i need it.

So if you have time, you can tell me about some of your embaressing stories in the comments below (tried to be a cool youtuber, clearly not working for me...) i'd be happy to read them and then we can laugh at them together :)